TRAGEDY - MY CRANE WRAPPED

There are several events in a single girls life that must be taken seriously. This morning was one of them.

As you all know, the great Crane has been my friend for some time now since before I even moved into the new apartment. He has helped me through many lonely and depressing nights. I have seen him go through his own set of drawbacks and accomplishments as he has dug and put up the great structures around him.

And now there is a giant beaver who is trying to come between us!!!!


The crane is building a new apartment complex which has a beaver as its mascot. And now that the complex is growing so big, the advertisements have begun. You have never seen such serious attention to detail in an apartment complex ad campaign. You'd think the beaver was running for president!

And so this morning as I walked to work and turned that great corner to face my beloved crane, you can imagine my UTTER HORROR AND TOXIC SHOCK at the site of a this beaver WRAPPED around my crane.

"call me" says the beaver. Call and order me in studio, 1bedroom or 12 room penthouse suite. "Wash your car in my lobby" says the beaver.

This beaver is mighty. But what he doesn't realize is that my CRANE WILL CRUSH him with just a sneeze in the downward direction. The beaver is defenseles...

But lets discuss further...Because now that most of my closest friends have either seen or heard about the great crane, I will be the LAUGHING STOCK of all of crane admiration and never taken seriously again should ANYONE see this great wrappage of my one and only.

I will assure you that a letter has been written to the head of the media department of the Beaver and I have alerted the Fox5Investigates team and Shame Shame Shame as well.

And Mr. Beaver, save the wrapping for Christo!

Please take a moment of silence today in honor of my crane.
yours truely and forever.
Inez